08 March 2010

Shitty Joke Dump 6

Tim Conway runs into Jack Nicholson on a golf course. Jack looks at him and says, "heyyy, you're the guy who's really short in those videos."

"Yeah," says Tim.

"Do it!" says Jack.


"Do that short guy thing."

"Uh, I can't without the, uh, prep work."

"Fuck you, then, ASSCLOWN!" yells Jack. "You fucking turd-hammer douchebox!"

Jack then beats Tim to death with a nine iron.

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