22 March 2010

BREAKING NEWS!

An anonymous phone tip led us, here at the SWI network, to a startling discovery. If our facts are correct, President Obama would appear to be an "African-American." But our sources reveal a DEEPER truth. He's just "black." He was NOT born in Africa. He never moved across the sea seeking freedom, he was born, "colored," here in the U. S. of A. So where the fiddlesticks does Africa fit in to this? Your guess is as good as ours. Why the deceit? Why the nomenclature? More on this shocking and disturbing story as it breaks.

(Additional reporting by Carl Hungus, Tim Cobsa and Blackie Lawless)

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