08 March 2010

Shitty Joke Dump 5

I'm all like "YOU WILL READ THE FUCKING ALPHABET!"
She's like, "I already read it. Like a billion times."
I'm like "Parse a verb!"
And she's all like "What? What verb?"
And I'm all "Past participle cunt!"
And she's just going "That doesn't make any sense."...
And now I need another tutor because I always get tutors and crack-whores mixed up.

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