There seems to be some "health care" murmurs on the street. According to a field reporter in Alabama, it seems to have something to do with "that darkie what we gots now" but this could not be confirmed before I press the "PUBLISH POST" button because I'm lazy. Still. Something is happening. I kinda want to know, but also don't want to have to read too much. Seriously, my dick ain't gonna jerk itself off, you know?
Additional reporting by "Uh, Clem" in Alabama and some chick that made my horny.