WOW! My Cricket "Broadband" internet is almost as fast as old-school dial-up! You fucking douchenozzles. Fuck you Cricket. You cumguzzling zebrafuckers. I wish you were a person so I could skullfuck you to death. $45 bucks a month for waiting and waiting and having to reconnect because your service drops off in the middle of a download, then have to restart the download a couple more times because you are spectacularly unreliable?! You fucking suck. Streaming video? YouTube? NOT WITH CRICKET!! Plain text only, please! Oops, disconnected again.
(I don't like Cricket.)
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