20 March 2010

Shitty Joke Dump 34

(Police responding to a domestic disturbance call, already in progress.)

The Cop: And what about the black-eye, ma'am?

Ma'am: Um, I was... I, uh, opened the cabinet door too hard and it punched me in the face and called me a stupid cunt.

The Cop: All right. Everything seems to check out. Sorry to disturb you fine folks.

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