100 words: The Rug Rule

On the first day, Goddess (don't kid yourself, it's Eris) created the line and the plane. She saw that it was good, not great. So She created the rug, creating function (now they’ll never see that blood stain), comfort (let’s do it on the rug), art (it really ties the room together), hospitality (them have rug, I go to comfy) and the fantastic (flying carpets). In celebration, we invented the Rug Rule. To cross the rug you must dance. Not just move-your-arms-a-little-bit. No wimpy, self-conscious meandering. No bullshit copout like just bobbing your head as you walk, either. Real dancing.