26 March 2010

BREAKING NEWS!

The US Census 2010 reveals Canada a "country" separate from US control. Details still not complete. If true, this would reduce the number of "official" US states to 57.

In other news, Bobcat Goldthwait wrote and directed another movie. "Pretty good," claims local man, adding, "If you like that kinda thing."

(AP)

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