11 March 2010

BREAKING NEWS!

This just in! Nathan Martin has swept the 3rd annual MY APARTMENT awards winning statues for Most Grant Morrison Comics Read, Best New Artist, Best Anagram, Most Convincing Fake Urination, Largest Ego and Most Selfless, among countless others. In a statement made via Facebook he said, "Nathan Martin is sick of being refered to as The Black Moses of Soul." Which was further commented on by area man Aaron Baugher and reported to be "Liked" by such notables as Heather Newb ッ. (A.P.)

(Additional reporting by Peter Travers)

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