100 words: GW

He stood up, looked around and felt sick. Huge metal enclosures zipped by and people looked weird and seemed to talk into their hands. He sat down against a building that seemed to stretch impossibly into the air and fought the vertigo as best he could. Someone passing by threw a green piece of paper at him. It seemed to be currency, but held his image on the front. Nausea, paranoia and worry. When the camera crew jumped out and the host yelled “George Washington! You've just been Time Travel Punk'd!” it didn't seem to help him at all.