Sure, you read THE OLD TESTAMENT and it changed your life. But you ain't seen nothing yet!
Now, best-selling author God unleashes the terrifying sequel: THE NEW TESTAMENT!
Thrill as the death of his virgin-born son leads to an unfathomable apocalypse of sound and fury!
Meet The Apostles, one of whom actually betrays The One True Savior!
Available now in fine bookshops, airports and hotels WORLDWIDE!
Please, don't give away the shocking ending... of the Universe!
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